Funny Quotes

1 :  The road to success is always under construction. -- Unknown

2 : “God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat.      He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.” – Pablo Picasso

3 : Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

4 : “There are three kinds of people. Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what the hell did happen.” – George Carlin

5 : “Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.” – Carl Sandburg

6 : Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! -- Unknown

7 : “A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.” – Sir Winston Churchill

8 : Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.--Unknown

9 :  We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.--Unknown

10 : The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.--Unknown